Should you be owned by a cat? Take this simple test to find out.

Name:

Select your yearly income bracket:

Name your favorite flavor of Fancy Feast:

Savory Salmon Cod Liver & Sardines

Chateau Briand w/ a fine Cabernet

Complete this sentence:

Dogs have owners, cats have _______.

owners staff hairballs

Select your favorite quote about cats:

"There are no ordinary cats."

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens."

"Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. "